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That was some truly impressive timing.

Corey, Loki, are you sure you're not violating your own forum rules by posting a video recording the death of a real-life person? 'Cause this is fucked up, man.

Hmmm...I suppose you have a point, although to be honest I'm not 100% sure this image is even legitimate, considering how long the car appears to "hang" in the air...but, I'll at least go back and add spoiler tags.

The guy they had impersonating Prime was surprisingly convincing. The rest...not so much.

Yeah, I think they were all just meant to be caricatures of themselves, voice-wise, and Prime just sounds... gruffer. Also, Optimus Prime is Eeyore. Holy.

Apparently there are mascots for everything in Japan. And they make them do the craziest shit. Take Funassyi the Pear. Why a pear? And who's he/she/it representing? Fucked if I know, but his video is awesome.


I told Michael Bay about this. He hasn't stopped jacking off since.

I can't say that I've ever been much of a Grand Theft Auto fan, but this "live-action GTA5" clip somebody made is pretty entertaining.

Have you massaged your eagle today?

I guess dogs can be jerks, too...?



(Pretty obvious this was staged, however.)

This...

That's, um...hmmm.

Some of you may remember that I covered the 2011 Rugby World Cup, which, being in my country and my city, and with my national team winning the Cup, I was justifiably excited about. But the current World Cup is underway in England, and I won't be covering it. I was kind of the only guy on the forums posting on it before, so yeah. But I absolutely HAVE to get this off my chest.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT JAPAN JUST BEAT SOUTH AFRICA!



Compounding the humiliation further, this was the Springbok's very first match of the campaign! If you know anything about South Africa, you'll know why this is such a huge deal. They're usually one of the top three rugby nations... hell, when the All Blacks lose (which isn't very often), it's normally to the Springboks. Japan by contrast is typically seen as a weak rugby nation, whose last victory at the World Cup was against mediocre Zimbabwe... IN 1991! This is already being considered the biggest upset in rugby history, and one of the biggest in sports as a whole.

Yeah, I also have another friend who's a rugby fan, and he was pretty stunned, too. To say the least!

My words aren't enough to describe the sheer magnitude of the event. I've been hearing this match being compared to the infamous boxing match between Mike Tyson and Buster Douglas, it's that big. Except... those two boxers were in the same weight class. South Africa and Japan were supposed to be leagues apart. Like comparing a brick to a feather.

So now, the only thing needed to complete the picture would be for Sega to release a licensed rugby sim centered around Japan's team!

So here's a photo a friend took of a page in yesterday's Bismarck Tribune, the newspaper at which I once worked.



That's the highest standard of journalistic quality, right there. Also why you shouldn't rely on spellcheck.

To be entirely fair, you would want to keep an eye out for fucks in a scenario where anyone involved should be expected to have firearms.