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Author:  snowman1989 [ Sat Feb 11, 2017 10:29 pm ]
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Well, it's a new day, and Trump has wasted no time in declaring that from now on, it's going to be "America First!" But now debate on the Internet rages on about the single most important question of our generation: Who's going to be second?





Author:  CWS [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:43 pm ]
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So if you've ever wanted a toy MechaGodzilla painted like EVA-01, you can now have one for the low, low price of $460! :?

Author:  CWS [ Sun Mar 05, 2017 2:41 am ]
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Now this is truly strange. o_o

Author:  snowman1989 [ Tue Dec 05, 2017 7:12 pm ]
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Well this thread's gone dead. Let's see if I can revive it. :?

Christmas is in sight. The decorations are out, the lights are sparkling bright at night, and you've probably been building snowmen by now. But here in NZ and Australia, we're in the heat of summer. The Tasman is currently a hot water bath right now. So there's a bit of seasonal disconnect between what Christmas is like in the north, and what the reality is down here. Thankfully, we've got Ronan Keating to finally make us a season-appropriate song! :rbg:


Author:  CWS [ Tue Dec 05, 2017 7:37 pm ]
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snowman1989 wrote:
Well this thread's gone dead. Let's see if I can revive it. :?

Christmas is in sight. The decorations are out, the lights are sparkling bright at night, and you've probably been building snowmen by now.
It actually just snowed yesterday for the first time this year, here. Highly unusual to say the least. :?

I've kind of been distracted by...well, various other things, lately, and my online presence in general has been somewhat diminished. Need to figure out how to better manage my time, I guess. :oops:

Author:  CWS [ Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:52 am ]
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This is without question the single greatest ramen advertisement that has ever been produced by anyone.

It may, in fact, even be the single greatest commercial in the history of advertising.

Author:  The Phiend [ Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:33 am ]
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CWS wrote:
This is without question the single greatest ramen advertisement that has ever been produced by anyone.

It may, in fact, even be the single greatest commercial in the history of advertising.
You mean this (since YouTube isn't embed-adverse like Facebook apparently is)?


Author:  CWS [ Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:39 am ]
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The Phiend wrote:
CWS wrote:
This is without question the single greatest ramen advertisement that has ever been produced by anyone.

It may, in fact, even be the single greatest commercial in the history of advertising.
You mean this (since YouTube isn't embed-adverse like Facebook apparently is)?


Yes.

Author:  CWS [ Wed Jul 04, 2018 5:21 pm ]
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Yeesh, has it really been three months since this thread saw any activity...? Better change that.


Author:  CWS [ Sat Sep 08, 2018 3:03 am ]
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I have to post this link here because it's literally the funniest thing I've seen happen in politics in many, many years.


Author:  CWS [ Thu Nov 22, 2018 6:03 pm ]
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FINALLY


Author:  khouji123 [ Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:10 am ]
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CWS wrote:
FINALLY


This is what I'm talking about. :)

Author:  CWS [ Tue Aug 27, 2019 1:22 am ]
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Here's a .gif of Godzilla riding an ATV because this forum needs a .gif of Godzilla riding an ATV.
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Author:  snowman1989 [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 6:03 am ]
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Who wants a Fruit-E Bar? :rbg:





Surprise! Fruit-E Bars don't exist, but falls in your home do. I've been told that PSAs like these aren't very common in the States, and are unusual even. Here in NZ and Australia, these are common and we've grown up with them. Some PSAs are downright disturbing, especially the ones concerning speeding and drink-driving. Those ones are the most common. But what better way to get your message across than to show you exactly what happens in that event?

Seriously, I'm not kidding about our driving PSAs being horrifying. You've been warned.




Author:  CWS [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 11:37 am ]
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No, you...definitely were not kidding. o_o Jesus.

Author:  CWS [ Sat Nov 09, 2019 2:46 am ]
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This is too funny not to record for posterity. Sadly, I did not write it.
Quote:
HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL:

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill inside end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12) Call fire brigade to retrieve the f------ cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.

13) Tie the little b**tard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak filet. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and remove pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

15) Arrange for RSPCA to collect "mutant cat from hell" and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL:

1) Wrap it in cheese.

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